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Ripping Anne Slowey, the real-life magazine editor and star of The CW’s Stylista, is already so five minutes ago. The bloggers have been vicious, and the show doesn’t even premiere until Wednesday night.

Granted, the Elle editor does a poor imitation of Meryl Streep‘s character in The Devil Wears Prada that fairly begs to be mocked: "I only take iced lattes with a small straw. I don’t do almonds unless they’re soaked overnight. Melons should never be mixed with any other fruit."

But Slowey herself…

Now that Sarah Palin has usurped her role as America’s favorite g-droppin’, country-talkin’, can’t-take-our-eyes-off-her trainwreck, what’s Britney Spears to do, y’all?

Even former Britney pal Paris Hilton is cozying up to the Republican VP nominee and giving her fashion advice (via Harper’s Bazaar). Next thing you know, we’ll be seeing pictures of Palin exiting limousines sans underwear in the tabloids. Palin even one-upped the Spears clan in the scandalous teen pregnancy department. In:…