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Ripping Anne Slowey, the real-life magazine editor and star of The CW’s Stylista, is already so five minutes ago. The bloggers have been vicious, and the show doesn’t even premiere until Wednesday night.

Granted, the Elle editor does a poor imitation of Meryl Streep’s character in The Devil Wears Prada that fairly begs to be mocked: "I only take iced lattes with a small straw. I don’t do almonds unless they’re soaked overnight. Melons should never be mixed with any other fruit."

But Slowey herself…

The 90210 spinoff premieres this week on The CW, which is significant only in that it marks the return of Shannen Doherty to the zipcode that made her famous. (Or infamous. Whatever.)

Let’s be honest, no one cares about the new class of West Beverly. We just want to see another Brenda-Kelly catfight! In honor of this momentous occasion, I present the Top 10 Brenda Moments on the original Beverly Hills, 90210:

10. Brenda loses her virginity at the Spring Dance. ("Do you know why I’m so lucky?…